Things I've Learned NOT To Do From Other People

1. Never get pregnant for a boy that's not your boyfriend.

2. Never be the girlfriend whose boyfriend gets another girl pregnant.

3. Never start watching videos in class without ENSURING that your volume is on mute.

4. Never come to class unprepared consistently, then laugh out loud in class (Clee-lee!).

5. Never lie on a girl and say she wants you...especially when the whole school knows her boyfriend.

6. Never think you won't get a parking ticket in D.C. for parking longer than 2 hours in those Zone districts.

7. Never ask Alfred anything about peanut butter.